Eli5: how does one use a bidet?

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I don’t understand. Do you just sit there and air dry? Do you still need toilet paper? No one I know IRL can explain this to me, other than saying they love their bidet.

Edit to add clarity and ask another question: I’m in America so we don’t have that toilet looking bidet here. It’s an attachment that we add to our toilet. So I guess…where does the water come from?

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Look…. It’s a pressure washer for your bunghole. Let it do its thing, move your hips a bit in a circle to find the sweet spot. Drip dry for about 10 seconds and then grab one load of TP and pat dry.

The fancy ones have heated water and warm air blowers.

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