Eli5: how does one use a bidet?

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I don’t understand. Do you just sit there and air dry? Do you still need toilet paper? No one I know IRL can explain this to me, other than saying they love their bidet.

Edit to add clarity and ask another question: I’m in America so we don’t have that toilet looking bidet here. It’s an attachment that we add to our toilet. So I guess…where does the water come from?

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Follow-up question: How do you use one of the stand-alone bidets that you see in fancy hotels? Should you check the water temp first? Just hover your butt over the bowl and hope for the best? Plus, is it intended that I waddle with my pants down from one bowl to the other, or do the refined bidet enthusiasts take their pants off and Donald Duck their half-naked self around the bathroom?

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