Eli5: how does one use a bidet?

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I don’t understand. Do you just sit there and air dry? Do you still need toilet paper? No one I know IRL can explain this to me, other than saying they love their bidet.

Edit to add clarity and ask another question: I’m in America so we don’t have that toilet looking bidet here. It’s an attachment that we add to our toilet. So I guess…where does the water come from?

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You turn on the water, and make sure it’s spraying on your balloon-knot. Squirm a little, flex a bit, and then turn off the water. Gently wipe with a single square of toilet paper to verify cleanliness and to dry.

Yes, you still need toilet paper, but much, much less, because you’re just blotting off water.

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