[Eli5] Why do people get bald on the back or front of their head rather than their face, chest or genitals?

Question

[Eli5] Why do people get bald on the back or front of their head rather than their face, chest or genitals?

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Answer 1

Well, according to my Dad, men who are balding in the front are thinkers. Men who are balding in the back are lovers. If they are balding in the front and back they just think they are lovers.