Step 1 : Blame the entire problem on one specific cause that isn’t too big and seems easily fixable.
Step 2 : Throttle the CPU so it generates less heat.
Step 3 : Announce the problem is solved hurray.
Step 4 : Actually fix the design issues and silently roll out a new model under the same marketing name.
Step 5 : People who bought the iPhone15 in the 3 first weeks are the kind that will come back to buy you a new phone in 6 to 12 months when the throttled faulty models die.
*Grab popcorn*
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