You’re 5
One parent feeds you only hersheys kisses and jolly ranchers, since you tried those and said you liked hersheys kisses and jolly ranchers
You eventually get bored of that
The other parent, given your preferences, figures out that you also like a bunch of other sweets and although still feeds you junk garbage, changes it up enough and is constantly figuring out what else you like
Most five year olds would prefer this parent
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