Many years ago, I was home alone at night. All of a sudden, on the far end of the living room, I see a spider crawling away. I am terrified of spiders.
What follows is probably the stupidest moment of my life.
I see the spider crawling, I see it so far away from me, and yet I immediately believe (for some reason) that is it actually crawling on me. I scream my eyes out, rip my t-shirt off me and throw it away from me.
It lands on the floor. The spider didn’t even take notice, it was way too far away, and disappears. I, a shirtless idiot, is still standing there, speechless, wondering what just happened.
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