What the hell are birds doing screaming at 5am?
In: Biology
– Tryna get laid.
– Males telling other males to fuck off.
– Alphas marking territory.
– I also noticed a lot of birds feed in the morning. From that observation, I deduced they may be communicating to others ‘HEY!! FOOOOODDDDD!!’
PS To the person asking if I speak this way to a 5 year old, NO I do not. The point of ELI5 is to explain something as simple and understandable as possible. It doesn’t mean I have to reply to OP’s question as if I’m speaking to a child. Christ.
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