Why are hippos so dangerously aggressive?
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Because up yours, that’s why. (Modified the phrase due to likelihood of kids interested in a hippo post.)
Hippos can be dangerous when they’re hungry. Marbles, for some reason, attract them. So never ever have marbles when you’re close to hungry hungry hippos.
My Mama says that they’re ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Oops. Never mind. That’s alligators.
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