Why are the penises of Ancient Greek and Roman statues so abnormally small?

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I had a conversation with a mate a few days ago which eventually led to this question and it has been haunting me since. Did every notable male in history have a microdick?

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It was an intentional choice. The Greeks and Romans idealises sexual restraint and believed horny men were little more than animals.

They also believed that your body refected your true nature. So they believed symbolically a good man had a small cock.

To quote aristophanes on the ideal man “This is the right way for you, my lad, and if you do what I say you’ll be eternally blessed with a strapping body, a gleaming complexion, huge shoulders, a tiny little tongue, big buttocks, and a small cock. Should you choose to follow the fashion currently in vogue amongst the young men of this city, then it’ll be pasty skin, round shoulders, concave chest, an enormous tongue, no arse, a great hunk of meat, and a very long . . . turn of phrase!”

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