As a child I spent time near cows, I’ve owned a few dogs, and have spent more time at zoos than is probably normal. In my limited experience your statement is not true. I’ve seen many a cow, known more than one dog, and witnessed various species of zoological captives whose bum needed a good once over.
Some dogs, of course, do wipe their ass; dragging it in the grass if you’re lucky and on your carpets if you are not. One particular dog I had was fastidious about getting a “good wipe” in, if there remained a feeling of “insufficient ejection” after a poo.
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