Title says it all. Shouldn’t we be fighting clouds of flies every time we let loose an butt zeppelin?
Shouldn’t people with improper wiping techniques be followed by swarms of flies helplessly chasing their itchy anuses, due to the flies’ nagging instinct?
Serious answers only please.
In: Biology
Farts dissipate quickly. There are no point sources that flies can zoom into after a few minutes unless someone sharts themselves. And that’s mostly rare.
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