Why do older men moan while peeing?

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I’ve noticed this way too much in public restrooms recently, (mostly bars) is it euphoric? Is it like that every time?

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Anonymous 0 Comments

The prostate is a gland that sits around the bladder and wraps around the tubes that carry urine and semen. As men get older this gland swells and gets bigger, so it’s putting pressure on all your bits associated with peeing. This pressure is released once they are done so it’s giving them relief.

Anonymous 0 Comments

The release is invigorating! With beer in your system and releasing it in time being the only thing you can think of, you can’t help but let a sigh of release. Similar to when one cleans the entire kitchen or does the laundry. You finished a task and can’t help it.

Anonymous 0 Comments

Three rules every old guy lives by:
1) never pass up a chance to pee
2) never waste an erection
3) never trust a fart

Anonymous 0 Comments

Huh. First I’ve heard of this. I’ve never done that, except on purpose to tease my kid when he’s in earshot.

And as of this week, I know I’m officially old because earlier this week, for the first time in my life, a grocery store clerk asked for my ID so she could offer me a 5% senior discount! And I qualified.

Anonymous 0 Comments

You think this is exclusive to older men, or just men in general?😂 Then again I only do this if I had to pee really bad and finally got to the bathroom, (and never in public unless I know it’s empty in there). Externalizing the sheer relief of emptying your bladder makes it feel even better somehow.

Anonymous 0 Comments

It’s like my bladder is playing the world’s tiniest violin solo, and
when I finally give it the stage, it’s a performance worthy of a
standing ovation! You could even call it a liquid symphony of relief!