**Software when new**: “Windows, can I have X, Y, and Z?”
**Windows**: “Absolutely!”
**Software 10 years after last update**: “Windows, can I have X, Y, and Z?
“**Windows, after having just received a new updates**: “I can give you X, but y has been replaced with y1, and Z has been deprecated since June due to safety concerns”
**Software, never written to handle this**: “Error!”
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