why is childbirth/labor so long for humans compared to other animals?

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Is it because of the whole big head/bipedalism thing? Other mammals can pop out babies in no time and it seems like that would be way more advantageous for multiple reasons (less stress on mom and baby, not in a vulnerable position for hours in the wild, etc). Why does the norm skew towards a day rather than hours?

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“The comedy of man starts like this:

Our brains are way too big for our mothers’ hips

And so nature, she devised this alternative:

We emerge half-formed and hope whoever greets us on the other end

Is kind enough to fill us in

And babies, that’s pretty much how it’s been ever since

Now the miracle of birth leaves a few issues to address

Like, say, that half of us are periodically iron deficient

So somebody’s gotta go kill something while I look after the kids

I’d do it myself, but what, are you gonna to get this thing its milk?

He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt, we can switch

It’s hard not to fall in love with something so helpless

Ladies, I hope we don’t end up regretting this”

“Pure Comedy” – Father John Misty

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