I would tell a five year old that jalapeños burn your mouth and horseradish burns your nose. Then, after the inevitable “why” I would tell them that jalapeños and horseradish are just made of different stuff. After the next “why” I would tell them that if you mix the two it’ll cause an explosion, so Mother Nature wants to keep you from eating both at the same time. Since we know r/kidsarefuckingstupid, hilarity would probably ensue.
I’m now both a liar and a terrible person.
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