We were on my brother’s boat a few years back on Canada Day and a girl who was a friend of a friend got too close to the propane fire pit with a flowing light summer dress and it went up in flames.
There was no room to drop and roll and people initially tried to pay out the fire… then someone – I can’t remember who – yanked her dress down, stepped on it and lifted her away from the fire. They then threw the still burning dress into the ocean (you really don’t want a fire on a boat)
She stood there – completely unharmed but a little dazed – wearing nothing but a thong… so we quickly wrapped a Canadian flag around her and the festivities continued!
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