The most important thing one can do when faced by a chimp of the human-killing sort is to do this one thing:
Hail to the Chimp.
Whatever you do, make sure you Hail to the Chimp.
History has shown us time and time again that it is the only way.
Example: https://youtu.be/4DZtMlNKggk
Good luck.
And remember… Hail to the Chimp.
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