It’s not secretive. It’s just that medical professionals aren’t allowed to talk about it. But if you get diagnosed as having a third butt cheek you can tell anybody about it. Then they can tell anybody about it. Then the news might find out and make you and your third butt national headlines. Next thing you know you’re on Ellen as her flavor of the week. Next your demonized on Reddit because theres a TikTok of you farting on an elevator and not apologizing. With your the butts.
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