This would take a complicated, long answer but here goes. Probably a lot of the things they list is potential side effects during commercials (“maycauselossofscalpandpenis”) are very unlikely but it’s just a CYA (cover your ass) thing. E.g. you took Xyloclopelcrobzapix and you have numb feet now? Well they probably said something remotely related to that in their ad and they’ll use that as one possible defence if you sued them. That’s a very off the cuff and simple explanation but I tried!
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