Very VERY poorly. Unless they’re mostly water.
Gatorade and pedialyte are mostly water. They’re great at hydrating you. Practically just as good as water, even though they both have a bit of salt. It’s not much because you don’t need much.
Now some things have a lot of water and DO dehydrate you: Salt water. Caffeine. Cocacola, coffee, and other caffeinated drinks will help keep you alive if you’re badly dehydrated, but actual water is far better.
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