The mocking saying “I have a beach front property in Kansas to sell you”

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Okay, I understand Kansas is a landlocked state ocean-wise, But!!!

Does it not have rivers or lakes at all?

Are the shores of lakes and rivers not considered proper beaches?

Does the term “beach front property” only apply to residencies near the ocean or at least a very large sea?

None of the above but nobody cares?

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So you buy a “beach front” property in Kansas. It’s next to a small river with 1′ of sandy shore. It’s technically a “beach” and offers zero beach related fun, and is in a farm town with nothing to do other than grow corn, and you don’t have corn, just your beach.

Wow. Great buy. 👍

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