The mocking saying “I have a beach front property in Kansas to sell you”

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Okay, I understand Kansas is a landlocked state ocean-wise, But!!!

Does it not have rivers or lakes at all?

Are the shores of lakes and rivers not considered proper beaches?

Does the term “beach front property” only apply to residencies near the ocean or at least a very large sea?

None of the above but nobody cares?

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Milford and Tuttle lakes are huge and very under-utilized. If you are retired and don’t need to go to work each day (not much of a job market here), then Milford / Tuttle provides a LOT of waterfront property at reasonable rates.

And by “reasonable” I mean horrible, but…slightly less horrible than ocean-front property.

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