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They’re a lot like your mom, champ. You see, she was a late bloomer or maybe even not a bloomer too, all the other girls had popped and were definitely tasty snacks. They’d been chewed up and consumed by all of the other fellas here in town. Not your mom though… No it took a lot of time for her to blossom, but eventually all those other girls were used up and had families of their own. But me and your mom kiddo, well we took our time and eventually we found each other in the trash heap of town, and there surrounded by the discarded crust of our little community we made you! Our very special little kernel. I still have to put a bag over her head and wait a few minutes for her to get steamy, but kiddo, she gets HOT. Find one like her and you’ll never go hungry.
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