Why are some animals inherently more jacked than humans?

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For example Gorillas have huge muscle mass, they don’t “work out” similar to how humans selectively work on different muscle groups, but human are never are as buff as a gorilla. I understand gorillas are mostly herbivores, so I don’t know how they gain significant protein to support this muscle growth. I know protein isn’t just meat, but they must be eating a lot for this to be true? Right?

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The animals that were really good at getting yoked to the gills were also really good at making babies, and really desireable to make babies because they were swolverines. Their Chad genes kept getting mixed in with other Chad descendants, making the Chadliest (at the time offspring).

After a couple dozen generations of Giga-Chads and Mega-Chads interbreeding, the resulting babies are basically born Mr. Olympia. The babies along the way that didn’t measure up to their level of awesome, weren’t as successful at convincing the Chads to make babies with them, because Chads only wanted the most spongeworthy offspring.

So that’s basically how, if a species has a desireable trait, like being yoked, and that trait helps it survive or makes it more attractive for making babies, eventually that trait will become pretty common, and maybe hyper-represented.

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