Why is wind so loud?
In: Physics
It depends on your position and size of the your glutes and additional fat attached.
Think of it like a reed instrument. Open it all up and you get a “Whooosh” of wind. Close it all down and you get a “Pppprrrrttt” of wind.
With careful positioning and reliable diet you can control the noise wind makes. Start by leaning to one side when sitting – then lead to a slightly cocked leg (not too obvious!) when standing. Twerking came about as a more advanced musical form of wind manipulation – but was initially mixed incorrectly in the studio, the tracks were ruined by electronic beats. But some people persisted, not able to hear the track correctly and sadly this ended up as Staines. (Upon Thames)
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