Eli5 How are bidets hygienic

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Eli5 how are bidets hygienic? You have the ones that attached to your regular toilet seat. I know from experience, because I once took a bladder pain medication that turned my pee neon orange, that when I pee it splashes literally everywhere. And if you’ve ever been in a public bathroom, you know that sometimes people have explosive poop. Now wouldn’t that get on the novel of the bidet?

You also have the ones that are completely separate unit from the toilet. So what do I do there waddle myself over to the bidet with pee dripping from my vag and poop between my butt cheeks? Also I’ve heard, I may be wrong that you are supposed to straddle up a bidet and face the back, so if that’s true do I have to take off my pants? Seems like quite a process to just use the bathroom.

And this is my most wondered about question. Sometimes I get these really sticky poops, and I can tell you for a fact that a jet of water unless incredibly high volume and high speed to the point where it will probably hurt, is not getting that poop off my butt.

So yeah all these questions about how a bidet could actually be hygienic. Obviously I know they are because they are used around the world except for the United States, hence why I’ve never used one

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Other than the one french comment I can’t tell how many of these are from people who actually own bidets, grew up with those and so on. There’s a lot of nonsense written here.

I’ve been using a bidet (a sink looking thing separate from the toilet) all my life.

You finish your toilet biz, you wipe with paper, get off, use the bidet so that you crouch with you ass hanging above it, so that all water falls where it should … in that position you use your hand to scrub your ass with the water helping you … it’s like washing your hands … although I don’t use soap, I don’t need my ass THAT clean.

I’d never use anything that sprinkles water from within the toilet bowl …. that’s just filthy.

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