> while it seems that most in the animal kingdom can do it in seconds AND while walking, flying. slithering etc
You can’t poop while walking? Might want to see a doctor about that.
Realistically, it’s because humans are the only animals that care heavily enough about hygiene, sanitation, etc., to have a separate restroom, clothes to remove and put back on, some method of cleaning themselves (toilet paper, bidet, etc). If you take all human factors out other than actual bowel movement, it doesn’t take us very long…and if it does you probably do need to see a doctor.
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