how my friend could have peed on my floor

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I was sleeping in my room, when my friend comes in and I wake up a little bit because theres a trash bag on my door, so I’m groggy and hear feint sounds of urination, but I assume its coming from the bathroom. After about 30 seconds of this, he stands in my doorway absently, before getting into my bed and psuedo-spooning me, when I then ask him “Bro, what are you doing?” and it takes him several moments before replying “what?” and I ask him why he’s in my room again. He left and went back to the couch, and when i confronted him about the strange abundant liquid on my floor he had no idea, he’s never slept walked before, but he had had several beers before going to bed. how he could have sleptwalked for the first time and ended up peeing on my floor?

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Yeah, that’s drunk sleepwalking. My drunk college roommate once tried to climb across my bed (with me in it) to pee out the window in the middle of the night.

We’ve all been there. I woke up off a couch once and had it hanging over a trash can before I realized it was a trash can.

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